Trapped in the emergency room
BLOTUS scooped us. A couple of 1Ls were boinking in the library and got busted. We're not sure by whom or what the consequences are (maybe a mop and towel?) but there's plenty of places. It could be like a scavenger hunt, where you have to do it in each location. We think the stacks would be the most risky and the 3rd floor bathrooms the least. We still think the basement is a good idea.
According to library staff, the amount sex in there skyrockets during finals. So make sure not to sneak up anywhere. Keep jangly keys on your person. Our tipster says, "there are rooms in here with locking doors. They chose not only a tiny room but a room without locked doors."
But that's part of the fun.
Law Lib Bump 'n' Grind (BLOTUS)